Come Look At My Chest Hair

May 18, 2011 by comelookatmychesthair

Anonymous asked: can you post a picture of your face and chesthair please , i think you're hot sa hell

        Ask King Chest Hair
So let me see if I’ve got this straight, Mr. and/or Mrs Anonymous: Your question is, will I show the world my “hot as hell” face and chest hair at the same time?

Well, in no uncertain terms, here’s my answer:

King Chest Hair Revealed

It’s coming…

King Chest Hair Revealed

Slowly…

King Chest Hair Revealed

But surely…

King Chest Hair Revealed

Holy shit, I can scarcely contain my anticipation!

King Chest Hair Revealed

This is the big reveal, people! For the love of God and your whole goddamn family — don’t you dare fucking blink!!

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Click to enlarge: 

King Chest Hair Revealed

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can’t believe you guys fell for that!

So, in slightly more certain terms, no, I will not show you a picture of my face + chest hair. The not-so-mysterious mystery of “What King Chest Hair really looks like” will have to go on being a mystery for a while longer, I guess. Sorry?


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