September 22, 2010 by comelookatmychesthair
Widescreen Chest Hair, 16:9 Aspect Ratio
This is one of those things where I can’t tell the difference between the chest hair and the tattoos inside the chest hair. Then again, maybe…maybe the chest hair is a tattoo?
Obviously, I don’t need a chest hair tattoo because I have enough of my own chest hair to last a hundred lifetimes and more, but I don’t begrudge anyone who decides to do this for him or herself. Some people just aren’t as naturally gifted as me and my chest hair brethren when it comes to growing hair on the northern region of their bodies.
Likewise, it’s not any of my business if somebody gets a chest hair transplant because they’re naturally chest-hair deficient. To each their own and what haves. (Natural is better, of course, but that just goes without saying.)
Forgive the segue.
Honestly, if I had chest hair—and you know I do because I like to show it to you constantly—and was a connoisseur of beards, as the above chest-hair patron is, I would connect the two with a treasure trail of the neck.
It’s so pretty! Like Rainbow Brite but with hair.
Until next chest hair.
(Thanks goes out to J. O’Shea for her boyfriend’s chest hair.)